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woody:velvetrobots:shivchub:

1. Act Your Shoe Size. Whatever it was you loved doing as a kid, start doing it again.

2. When it comes to sex, listen to your body, but give your brain emergency veto power.

3. Preserve your little rituals: 9 AM cinnamon lattes, Sunday pedicures, August girls’ getaways.

4. Miss no occasion where there will be great music and everybody dancing.

5. Celebrate silly-versaries: your first paycheck, first kiss, first caviar.

6. Manage your expectations. A galaxy-size gap between what you expect someone to do and what they’re capable of doing will only bum both of you out.

7. Have an in-case-of-emergency-break-glass outift in your closet - something that makes you feel appropriate and awesome.

8. Fake it till you feel it. Acting more confident, outgoing or enthusastic can make any wallflower bloom.

9. Don’t try to fix everything or always have the answers. Just know how to listen.

10. Be nice to mean people. Watch as they become confused!

Love it, especially #4.

I love this list.

No. 4 wins..

pipebombs: (via youmaybeoffended)

Sun, 09 Aug 2009 17:13:46 -0400

pipebombs:

(via youmaybeoffended)

"I’ve never had a problem with drugs. I’ve had problems with the police."

Sun, 09 Aug 2009 14:18:37 -0400

“I’ve never had a problem with drugs. I’ve had problems with the police.”

- Keith Richards.

Brody Dalle’s boobs. Just one of the things about her that...

Sun, 09 Aug 2009 10:17:07 -0400

Brody Dalle’s boobs. Just one of the things about her that makes me mildly obsessed.

Also one of the reasons why I guess i’m insanely jealous of Josh Homme… Other than eh, Kyuss, QotSA, Eagles of Death Metal, “Hey Cocksmoker, eat a bag of dicks!”…

The list goes on…

Devastated I never made it up to Ontario to see these guys play,...

Sun, 09 Aug 2009 06:16:33 -0400

Devastated I never made it up to Ontario to see these guys play, they’re about my favourite band. They make getting murdered by psychos sound seriously fun.

http://myspace.com/capitalcitycreeps

ex-nei: SFTumblr “Round my hometown, memories are...

Sun, 09 Aug 2009 02:07:52 -0400

ex-nei:

SFTumblr

“Round my hometown, memories are fresh.
Round my hometown, ooh, the people I’ve met,
are the wonders of my world, are the wonders of my world,
are the wonders of this world, are the wonders of my world..”

Yup, i’m looking forward to going home.

"Unix isn’t an unfriendly operating system; it’s just very choosy about its friends. ..."

Sun, 09 Aug 2009 01:53:46 -0400

“Unix isn’t an unfriendly operating system; it’s just very choosy about its friends. That’s Unix in a nutshell: impenetrable to most, indispensible to the select few.”

pinksage: ronworkman: siddman: barbaaa:#whentwitterwasdown...

Sun, 09 Aug 2009 01:53:08 -0400

pinksage:

ronworkman:

siddman: barbaaa:#whentwitterwasdown (via vinikento)

Where were you!?